PHANTOM RECON MILITIA! Coming to a Hill near you...
So much for Kyle Chapman supposedly leading the quiet life after leaving the Nashunal Frunt. It seems the pie-gobbling lardass has been attempting to form a Militia dedicated to bringing about a new Rhodesia here in ENZED! Not content with drowning himself in buckets of his favourite food (sweet and sour pork...hey, hang on, that's a Chinese recipe ain't it?!)the tubby one from Christchurch has secretly been laying plans to "making change anyway we can".
The group's manual urges members to "never tell anyone anything about the organisation". But Kyle then shoots his mouth off about it online which then gets picked up by Patriotic New Zealanders and passed on to the Sunday Star Times. Off to the Russian Front with ya Meester!
Even Sid 'Squid' Wilson does'nt have anything nice to say about the 'Ol Chubby one'..."He's been doing everything he can to destabilise the National Front for some time."
Better watch it kids, those Soft Air Weapons can leave a very nasty welt.
posted by xxx, The Gang xxx at 12:25 PM
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Any idea of who the retard standing next to the Pieman is?
The one with the floppy camoflage hat tied in a BOW under his chin?
The way he stands with his toes pointed out and his hand positions indicates an intelligence in the low 70's, an imbecile in fact.
I wonder if there is any significance in the fact he is standing in FRONT of Kylie the Pieman?
I wonder what Kylie had done to him to provoke that expression on his slack jawed face.
Whoever you are dude I hope you learn soon enough the dangers of leading Kylie anywhere, unless of course you like it then you already know.
Wow, that's quite surprising. Is he (Kyle) still the Christchurch candidate for Direct Democracy?
I love the countryside in that second photo.
Looks like out the back of Darfield in Canterbury to me
I heard one of the Phantom guys is some bozo from the Direct Democracy party...Kelvin somone?
I heard one of the Phantom guys is some bozo from the Direct Democracy party...Kelvin somone?
Perhaps it's the guy that runs it? http://www.directdemocracy.net.nz/
When I first read about the Phantom Recon Militia, I must say that I was taken back that they seriously spoke of overthrowing the government.
Have a look at this page anyway:
http://www.genepool.addr.com/militia.html
Kyle and his crack team of gung-ho military specialists have already begun preparing for the upcoming apocalyptic conflict. Several facts surrounding this secret militia's top secret machinations were revealed at the weekend, when Kyle's offsider got a bit excited on the shandies at a local RSA, where the Phantom Recon Militia have been plying old diggers for tricks of the trade.
- The Phantom team have already begun hiding caches of supplies at selected locations in the Waitakeres. These 'ration packs' were made possible by an excellent special at the Warehouse on frozen pies and Fanta. Each cache has been 'nuclear-hardened' with two extra layers of Glad Wrap.
- Kyle has been leading his lieutenants in stealth training manoeuvres, sneaking in to matinee sessions at the local movie theatre.
- Covert documentation covering recruitment incentives is said to include reference to 'badges, sweet camouflage hats, and access to an awesome GI Joe collection'. Potential recruits are made the promise that they will be 'Friends to the End'. Kyle Chapman wields the power of Heart.
- Further leaks are forthcoming in the media, said to detail the militia's planned response to the threats of the mud races, uppity pirates, and Asian ninjas.
That's dead good that is! Can I stick it up in the Blog?
*warning* if I do it may make you a target.
*cue ominous music*
duh duh dummmmmm...kissssshhhh!
When I first read about the Phantom Recon Militia, I must say that I was taken back that they seriously spoke of overthrowing the government.
Yeah, that's sedition eh? Don't they hang people for that?
Pull out the triple strength rope Helen!
Yeah, that's sedition eh? Don't they hang people for that?
Pull out the triple strength rope Helen!
Yes, not only that; but to take words from the link in my last post:
If, at this point, it is occurring to you that there is no earthly way a small band of heavily armed but thoroughly disorganized nutjobs could possibly overthrow the entire New Zealand government...
"That's dead good that is! Can I stick it up in the Blog?"
Be my guest!
I find it amazing at the stupidity of some people in this blog. Ones mentions the leader of the Direct Democracy Party and bascially tries to draw him into this debacle, yet offers no proof of his involvement, typical.
I do not agree with Mr. Chapman or his aims and objectives, but to drag in someone that has a proven record and try to connect the non-existent dots is pretty extreme in itself, so at the end of the day, who are the nutty ones.
Hell I bet none of you clowns have ever met Kelvyn Alp, so until you do, your statements hold not value except for entertainment purposes. Yes I know him, as I took it upon myself to actually meet the man, and despite media exposure that we all know to follow a conformist line, he is a very intelligent man indeed.
If any of you have REAL contacts within the Government, ask them what they really think of him and why they are constantly worried about the influence he has both here and abroad.
If any of you have REAL contacts within the Government, ask them what they really think of him and why they are constantly worried about the influence he has both here and abroad.
I didn't realise that he was such an important person, I'm almost certain that if I were to ask everyone I knew that they'd have no idea who he was. I only knew of him by knowing of Kyle Chapman, but perhaps I missed that episode of the news. ;)
Hmmm, there's no proof that Alp is involved, but a short Google mission shows up some interesting points:
- Kelvyn Alp is the former leader of the Armed Intervention Force - the 'defunct paramilitary wing of the separatist Maori Government of Aotearoa'.
- In his capacity with the AIF he was known for delivering threats to people, dressed in military clothing.
- The carry-on related with this AIF group sounds like it fits the survivalist-nutter mould. A quote: "A month later, Mr Alp, who goes by the codename Raven 1, told Investigate magazine the force had bought MP5 sub-Machineguns, grenade launchers, rocket launchers and more than 100 military assault rifles. It had about 120 members at the time." This is in the context of the AIF supposedly launching a 'high-profile action against a well-known target'.
I have never really heard of Kelvyn Alp before this, and no-one has proof that he has formed like Voltron with Kyle Chapman, but he WOULD seem to have a pedigree for nutbar militarism.
And goodness only knows what lengths Chapman would go to score a sweet codename like 'Raven 1'.
Kelvyn Alps IS involved...
Also, what makes him intellegent again? The fact he couldnt even complete Basic Training, Or some thing else? Honestly, We're all ears.
hehehe.
I attempted to meet Kelvyn Alp last year, but after he agreed to a meeting, he then chickened out, not once, but twice.
He IS a part of "Phantom Recon".
Where can I get myself a set of Phantom Recon Action figures?
wonder how JEAN JACKET will sleep in the future addy confirmed with pics tee hee file closed
therein lies a lesson for left and right dont get arrested and names bandied around in media take heed
all have a nice day tee hee
Who, or what, is 'Jean Jacket'? What addy and pics are confirmed, and why would this cause anyone to lose sleep, but most importantly: What the fuck does this have to do with Kyle Chapman and his Phantom Recon Magic SuperFriends?
tovey wovey nos jean jacket and he nos who he is not a good idea to bandie personal details on web bunny wabbits dont do it so we dont we have files so do bunny wabbits thats all we each need no need for outsiders to no crazy fucker might do something stupid
I'm not the mysterious 'Jean Jacket'.
I avoid wearing denim if I can help it.
xxx need not worry we no u not jean jacket we have no beef with you at the moment XXX VC ?
Exilent to see someone actualy forming a real organisation. Inteligence gathering, getting government sources, training their members, buying army equipment, recruiting street activits and learning about the laws and ways to protect themselves from the police etc. That seems like the most organised group I have herd of in a long time. No wonder the left run scared and do these blogs, they would never confront these people I bet. I here the South Island has bottomless mine shafts all over the place, yearning for someone to visit them.
Didnt Asher got his arse kicked by an old man a few weeks ago. I herd he cried for mercy. Man you ARA guys are tough.
Extreem right or extreem left, no one really takes it seriously, thats why its all left alone by the police and the public. They just think your all criminals and gang members.
The paramilitary stuff freaks people out, so it sells news papers. The NF will never get front page again, they done their dash, the anarchists are old news, they have proved they will just wine and moan and never do anything accept cry and sit in front of police lines yelling like a bunch of girls.
Its not even interesting anymore.
I just want to see more of this paramilitary stuff that freaks you girls out so much.
I heard thru the grapevine Asher got his arse kicked and had to be saved from a good hiding by a WN.His own bum chum mates ran away and left him to die.
Kelvyn Alp is notorious for living in his own fantasy world, I have spoken to two high ranking members of the NZSAS who rate him as, at best comic relief and a liar. His forays into conventional politics via the Direct Democracy party are reminiscent of attempts at being Adolf Legalité. In short, egotistical bullyboy
Another militia wannabe is Shane Anstis someone is equally impressed with his own ability to be "covert", apparently a misplaced belief.
joe was asked to be in PR, he could secretly be it
"I heard thru the grapevine Asher got his arse kicked and had to be saved from a good hiding by a WN.His own bum chum mates ran away and left him to die."
Yes and the guy who kicked his arse, was an old guy, Asher attacked him trying to take flyers out of his hands, then ended up getting a crack and was on the ground crying for help. His mates did the runner alright, all the WN's there were old guys. retired old men. Man Asher must feel like a man, thought he could hit an old man then got hit himself. Ha Ha Ha
Has anyone heard anything from Alp personally, or have you all received your information through the media?
I remember that 20/20 programme, he spoke for about 15 minutes, yet the interview itself was about 2 hours long, so what happened to all of the other information? Apparently he exposed banking frauds, government cover-ups etc, but that was not allowed in the final edit, why is that? (and yes, I know someone inside TV3).
I have also heard that he does NOT want to be involved with Kyle Chapman in relation to his Phantom thingy. I might do what some people have done on trademe, and actually go and see the guy himself as he sounds very interesting to say the least!
have fun with your bloggs.. sorry to hear you got bashed asher, you sound like you deserved it, but I haven't spoken to you personally so wouldn't really know right? - Maybe it's lucky you didn't meet Alp, you may have been worse off with that attitude HAHA - I wil give him your regards though :)
Anonymous
Who the hell are you? I suggest you pull your head in mate. The way I see it is that Kelvyn Alp doesn’t hide behind an online name like “Anonymous” and then spout off a whole lot of bullshit about something he doesn’t know anything about, as it appears that you do, nor does he bullshit about having spoken to ‘two high ranking members of NZSAS’ like you would have us believe you did. I’m telling you right here and now that you are a lier and that I believe you made this up on the spot, most likely for no other reason other than in attempting to impress your potential blog readers. You might wish to mind your step eh. You might find yourself being asked to front with some proof of your assertions and accusations or piss off, if you are lucky. If you are unlucky, you might find that your stupid heroic style spouting is seen to deserve the double-tap treatment by certain military types. As for his political asperations, I try to avoid the subject of politics, but know very well that politicians, mp’s and respective candidates are scrutinised and put through the media ringer, so I consider that area open market. I would epect the truth to preveil, but the fact is that bullshit produced by people like you sometimes make it through the filters.
You know, its obvious with the exception of one or two decent people on this blog site...that it’s the wannabes who have never amounted to anything noteworthy who always seem to be the first to cast negative aspersions over total strangers. Why else would you use ‘anonymous’… if you were somebody?
You sit there and pontificate from your white ivory towers about Kelvyn Alp and act as though you speak from a position of authority. Who the hell are you anyway? Tell us all who you are!
If you think you know Kelvyn Alp from the print media and the usual talking heads, then your arguments are seriously flawed.
The mainstream media is totally corrupt. Bottom line, they print what sells…the truth does not enter into the equation.
You are defiling the name of a really good guy with your scurrilous remarks and based on what?
Have you even met the guy?
He could teach you plenty about what it takes to stand head and shoulders above everyone else.
It’s the tall poppy syndrome, isn’t it?
No one ends up with their name in the search engines on 13 pages, unless people are talking about you.
So why should we listen to a bunch of wannabes/nobodies who suffer from the tall poppy syndrome... who just can't wait to chop the head off the flower that shamelessly stands taller than the rest… which I hate to say it guys...makes the rest of you look like pathetic excuses for a human life - empty vessels - vacuous imbeciles. I wish you would just slide back into obscurity from wherever it is you came from.
This always happens to anyone in the public eye who appears to be achieving some kind of success - especially if it rocks the boat. What gives you the right to judge this man, unless you are actively pursuing ways to clean up the corruption that has spread like a virus throughout every strata of society - not to mention the government?
The government: don’t even get me started on that subject.
Kelvyn is incredibly generous with both his time and his money
He has started a non profit motor cycle club for homeless kids for starters.
This is a man who is leaving his mark on this country and will be remembered long after he has departed this earthly plane. Will you?
Stop defaming the name of a man who is making every effort to clean this country up…unless you have a better plan?
Hey guys, the next time you have something unnecessary to say about Kelvyn, why not leave me your e-mail address? I will contact you and introduce you to Kelvyn so you can tell him face to face what you think of him. Show us what you are made of.
Since the majority of you doing the badmouthing are hiding behind ‘anonymous’ I am guessing you are gutless as well as rude.
Put your money where your mouth is. OK?
Are you up for the challenge?
If not, then shut the hell up.
Go elsewhere and do some damage and waste someone else’s time with your idle and meaningless chatter.
Deb Christie
Yeah, next time you want to say something, tell us where you live, so we can come around dressed in military garb and threaten you to shut up. Unless you live in an unstable Pacific Island country so that we can turn up and just shoot you - that's so much fricken fun! Especially when someone pays you to do it.
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