Thursday, June 01, 2006

Perhaps if these guys lost their virginity, New Zealand would be a safer place for folk of colour...

It has come to my attention that there are in fact, very few females in the white power / neo-Nazi scene. This combined with the fact that no non-Nazi girls whatsoever would ever want to have anything to do with guys involved with this crap, leads me to the conclusion that none of these guys are likely to be getting laid. From this I can make the logical deduction that their involvement with violent racist activities must be fuelled by crushing teenage sexual frustration. Why do I say this? Well, everything humans do is for the purpose of being more attractive to the opposite sex. Think about it. However, you must now be saying to yourselves, "but by your argument, they can't have been getting laid *before* they became Nazis, or they wouldn't have gotten into it." Well, whether this is to do with their young age - i.e. they were too young to have sex before they got into this white power bullshit, I'm not sure, but yes, I agree with you. So unfortunately for them, they are now stuck in a nasty circle of self-inflicted, yet nevertheless undesired, enforced celibacy. Haha. Biology says that if you are sexually unsuccessful, you lose, in the only way that has actually ever mattered. Now this may be simple slander against Nazi fuckheads that we loathe, but the spearhead remains: perhaps if these guys lost their virginity, New Zealand would be a safer place for folk of colour.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they are gay.

2:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny that you bring up the gay topic, considering that yes our main cause in life is to reproduce yet people like you are generally all for the gay bullshit.

5:04 AM  
Blogger xxx, The Gang xxx said...

We did'nt bring up the gay link you did.

Your names Anonymous ain't it?

3:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps if they instead lost their virginity with WOMEN rather than each other they wouldn't be so angry.

1:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude...

Nazis don't go for this whole concept of 'having fun', 'chilling out', etc.

The closest concept they have to sex involves Skrewdrivers and lots of headbutting.

12:55 AM  

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