Courtesy of DenMT :)
DenMT said...
Kyle and his crack team of gung-ho military specialists have already begun preparing for the upcoming apocalyptic conflict. Several facts surrounding this secret militia's top secret machinations were revealed at the weekend, when Kyle's offsider got a bit excited on the shandies at a local RSA, where the Phantom Recon Militia have been plying old diggers for tricks of the trade.
- The Phantom team have already begun hiding caches of supplies at selected locations in the Waitakeres. These 'ration packs' were made possible by an excellent special at the Warehouse on frozen pies and Fanta. Each cache has been 'nuclear-hardened' with two extra layers of Glad Wrap.
- Kyle has been leading his lieutenants in stealth training manoeuvres, sneaking in to matinee sessions at the local movie theatre.
- Covert documentation covering recruitment incentives is said to include reference to 'badges, sweet camouflage hats, and access to an awesome GI Joe collection'. Potential recruits are made the promise that they will be 'Friends to the End'. Kyle Chapman wields the power of Heart.
- Further leaks are forthcoming in the media, said to detail the militia's planned response to the threats of the mud races, uppity pirates, and Asian ninjas.
Kyle and his crack team of gung-ho military specialists have already begun preparing for the upcoming apocalyptic conflict. Several facts surrounding this secret militia's top secret machinations were revealed at the weekend, when Kyle's offsider got a bit excited on the shandies at a local RSA, where the Phantom Recon Militia have been plying old diggers for tricks of the trade.
- The Phantom team have already begun hiding caches of supplies at selected locations in the Waitakeres. These 'ration packs' were made possible by an excellent special at the Warehouse on frozen pies and Fanta. Each cache has been 'nuclear-hardened' with two extra layers of Glad Wrap.
- Kyle has been leading his lieutenants in stealth training manoeuvres, sneaking in to matinee sessions at the local movie theatre.
- Covert documentation covering recruitment incentives is said to include reference to 'badges, sweet camouflage hats, and access to an awesome GI Joe collection'. Potential recruits are made the promise that they will be 'Friends to the End'. Kyle Chapman wields the power of Heart.
- Further leaks are forthcoming in the media, said to detail the militia's planned response to the threats of the mud races, uppity pirates, and Asian ninjas.
posted by xxx, The Gang xxx at 8:08 PM
5 Comments:
Whinging Bolshy snakes. I hope Kyle finds you and then hangs, draws and quarters you all.
The day of the sword swings closer!
Nice Post, bet you have a Bachalor of Arts, lol. Thats how you punks and hippies meet isnt it, at the uni fem and arts courses. ;-)
Kyles probably crying into his pies cos he lost his 'secret militia handbook'...
"Whinging Bolshy snakes. I hope Kyle finds you and then hangs, draws and quarters you all."
Hung, drawn, quartered, and...cooked into a pie! Rations for the army of the Master Race... How fitting!
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