Kyle the Alcoholic.

We recently discovered that many of the WN’s didn’t really know much about their good buddy Kyle’s alcoholism, and denied he ever drank. Well, the reason he doesn’t drink is in fact because he is an alcoholic, and has formed a group called the Twelfth Order. The Twelfth Order is anti drinking, anti drugs group filled with WN’s. As you can see from the above picture, they are fine specimens of the Aryan race. He claims that when he was an alcoholic, he did stupid things, and got himself into trouble. So he stopped. Stupid things like wearing your girlfriend’s fishnet tights, or going hiking
with a group of guys in G-Strings Kyle (ouch!)? Yes, Kyle did tell us some very homoerotic stories, so perhaps for his peace of mind its better he did stop. Hide those true urges!!