Apologies.
We are sorry for the lack of updates on this blog recently. Illnesses and other commitments have meant that we have been very busy bunnies, with little time to spare. Hopefully this situation will be rectified ASAP.
Thank you for your patience.
posted by xxx, The Gang xxx at 4:46 PM
16 Comments:
Sad to hear that tove got another std.
Naughty girl, getting yourself into more trouble. *sigh*
I like the bunny logo thing, did you do that yourself Tove?
You could get t-shirts or patches made!
another std--did she move house to another calling area?
oooohhh I get it!!! you're implying she got another sexually transmitted disease. That's a very clever linguistic insult, well done very witty.
By saying that she got "another" std, you're making an implied presupposiion that that she already has (at least one) STD (in English of course acronyms are in capitals) in order for the rest of the sentence to make sense.
Wow, all that in 8 words. remarkable. Such splendid command of the subtleties of the language.
Good for you! next week: "verbs".
G
Is that suppose to be funny?
Actually, tove had pneumonia. Although I wouldn't be suprised if she's a breeding ground for STD's. Tove, wash that ugly crack of yours, or at least have a fucking wax. Your cunt hair is like barbed wire.
What's the difference between Tove and a crack dealer? Tove will pay YOU to sample her crack.
"That's a very clever linguistic insult, well done very witty."
While we're giving out english lessons, the correct usage would be:
"That's a very clever linguistical insult, well done, very witty."
They're keyboard commandos, man. Who gives a flying toss what those poseurs say? Or do for that matter.
All those who are near,
Will you lend me an ear?
For I have a true story to tell.
A story of glory,
A story of lust,
One which must pay attention to detail.
Waiting out there,
In the cold winter air,
Is a devil by the name of Tove.
She sucks and she fucks,
Betrays and inflames,
Both natural friend and foe.
On her crusade,
Her morale rampage,
Tove feels important and strong.
All the while,
We sit back and smile,
As poor Tove claims to be a victim.
"So how can it be,
That Nazis hate me?
What have I done to attract them?"
But Ms Partington forgets,
She started this mess,
By stamping her feet for attention.
"Oh please who will help me?
I need a needle,
Oh god I feel so weak."
"Fifty violent Nazis,
All armed to teeth,
All on the look out for me."
"But maybe I'm wrong,
Perhaps I should chill,
Lay back and take my prozac."
"For I've lost the plot,
When I mistake some kids,
For a bunch of racist soldiers".
Now enters the figure of baldy Nic Miller,
with a forest of pubes on his chin,
Tove says to Nic "I'll suck yer dick",
In exchange for information.
So all hail Tove,
The rat and the grass,
She'll burn you if you have a soul.
Attention!! Attention!!,
Is all she is after,
She is nothing without it you fools!
Truly moving and very correct.
Fucking brilliant
Tove is naughty
hurry up and come up with some new stuff im starting to lose interest,ill have to start writing on redwatch again haha
Paitence is a virtue Renee.
Yeah Tove, get some new stuff. This blog is pretty boring at the moment! Maybe just make some stuff up, at least it will keep us all entertained. Oi Fuck!
The bunny logo is so cute! OoooOOoooOOOo Makes me just want to cuddle Tove!
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